- No you can solve 3/4ths of your problems - Zeno’s problem. - Would that make Zeno’s Wank just a type of edging? - Yes. 
 
- if you learn how to solve zeno’s problem in the first book, it may be possible to solve 100% of your problems in the second book 
 
- If you buy 5 books, you’ll be able to solve 96.88% of your problems. - Or you could just read the one book eight times for 99.6℅. Why buy more than one when one is enough to read as many times as you like? - that’s some mighty fine fiscal responsibility, right there 
- Well guess what? That was an e-book and you only get to read once. 
 
 
- This all hinges on when you count the number of problems you have. But that’s why you have two eyes! Read the same page of books 1 and 2 in parallel and obliterate 100% of your problems. - I disagree. If one book solves half of your problems at random and the other does the same, that’s still 75% on average, and 25% on average will have 2 solutions. 
 
 
- SMH, that’s not how books work. What a complete waste of money. You only needed to buy one copy, to then read it twice. - Then you can give it to someone else to read or sell it and even more people can read it. 
 
- I mean, it’s still only 75% solved. 
- That still only solves 75% of your problems. You’ll need to buy an infinite number of books to get to 100%. - Unfortunately math was in the remaining 25% of problems 
- Technically 0% of their problems and 100% of their former problems. 
 
- If you read them simultaneously perhaps you would get 100% and avoid the zeno 
- You need to make sure you buy them from different places, otherwise they might each solve the same problems! 
- Poor Zeno has so many problems 
- The only remotely interesting character in Romulus. 
- According to a crazy person i know that breeds “wolf dogs” you now have 2500% problem solving abilities. 
- Said some guy at the open mic. 
- I do have a sugar with a short leg. 
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