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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    Less documentation means more job security.

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      “Can’t expect me to train my replacement if I don’t remember how I did it!”

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        “It works. What more do you want?”

    • orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts
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      Security by obscurity!!!

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Devs:

    I have altered the code. Pray I do not alter it any further.

  • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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    What I stand up in AWS I don’t know how it works. How an I going to expect a hacker to figure it out?

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    The most secure endpoint is one that is completely inaccessible because the underlying service isn’t running.

  • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Lmao, is this ДМБ reference?

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOP
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      haha you noticed!

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