5-minute oil change is a lie. The car ahead of me has been in there for over half an hour. I cannot leave because there are cars behind me, blocking me in. I think this lady has seen more filters than an AC repairman.
Update: Car ahead of me took 50 minutes. I pulled into the bay and sat for 10 minutes. They did nothing and I finally left.
The 10-minute lube place I use really only takes 10 minutes for an oil change. And if they are performing other services, they have a whole different set of bays to use so the quick lube line isn’t stuck behind someone getting their entire engine tuned up or someshit. It’s still cutting it close, while using a tool to blow the oil out quicker than gravity, too. So just hearing a place say they can do it in half the time sounds like a lie and a half.