I would be in favour of literally squashing Tommy Robson with a steamroller. I know we don’t have the death penalty in the UK but I think we could justify it on the technicality that he’s already dead according to the paperwork, and since the original Tommy Robson’s death, nobody has depold their name to “Tommy Robson” so we have to conclude that this individual called Tommy Robson, is in fact the corpse.

The fact that it’s wandering around saying things can be discounted because the things it’s saying clearly are not the product of a functional brain.