Uncle Vernon in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets saying, "Justice!"

  • PoastRotato@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I worked as a pizza delivery man at the same restaurant for 6 years. My severance was my old car topper.

    Haven’t had to pay for parking since. Thing is worth its weight in gold.

    • EchoCranium@lemmy.zip
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      1 day ago

      Bought a used truck from a pest control company when I was in college, and they didn’t remove any of the decals before I took it. Parked a lot of places for free.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      huh, i wonder if i put up a fake pizza delivery sign how long i could get away with it. like, from Pizza Hat. Do you think they’d buy it if it was like a tamale delivery guy?

      every once in a while i think about starting my own tamale business but the local market is already cornered.