I don’t know how Randy manages it.

There’s so much competition these days, yet somehow his crack team of developers manage to keep him at number one in the list of “Biggest Cunts in Gaming”.

It’s honestly impressive. I had no intention of buying this because I think his games are all wank, but fuck him anyway.

I thought the only upside of Brexit would be at least we wouldn’t have to hear from Nigel any more, and his millionaire man-of-the-people ways.

How wrong I was.

Why invest in reservoirs and sewage systems, when you can just tell people not to use hosepipes, pump shit into the rivers and raise prices so you can pass it all on to shareholders?

Set stringent standards, enforce them with zero tolerance, failures will be renationalised without compensation.

Don’t worry. The papers are already on it, in their bid to put Farage in power.

The Brexit faithful will never stop believing and inventing new reasons it failed. Wrong type of Brexit. What Brexit did they want? Vera Lynn singing on the cliffs of Dover. Dying old men smoking in pubs. No muzzies. A flashback to a childhood without all the grotty bits they’d forgotten.

PFOA was banned 10 years ago in the US and 20 years ago in the UK.

Any evidence that PFTE is harmful to that level?

YSK that Teflon pans don’t need any seasoning and are still non-stick.

What’s with all the tinfoil-hattery on this site about teflon?

Reminder that supporting a single GPU is a lot simpler than supporting all of them…

You know what would have made this a non-issue?

Easily user replaceable batteries.

On top of that we should have standard sizes and mandate that manufacturers use them.

Well unless you bought one of those electric bike conversion kits from Temu. Those might.

Hey girl, are you a bergenia pacifica?

Because you’re a fucking Russian plant.

As long as Fortnite prints money, Tim gets to cosplay as a consumer crusader.

I think both Steam and Epic will let you generate codes to sell your game yourself, but this will attract a shit load of fraudulent credit card sales, and it’s pretty much not worth doing.

I mean, we let it handle payments, track our locations, carry around a microphone and camera, read our emails and texts, listen to our phone calls and track everything we do online.

What’s one more thing at this point?

I had the point near the beginning of the file thing once and it was a really shitty file that only VLC could seek in.

ffmpeg fixed it, but I’ve no idea how because ffmpeg command lines are some arcane black magic shit.

I once asked somebody for a spreadsheet (they were trying to import the data into my software and it was failing), and got back a .doc file containing a screenshot of Excel running the spreadsheet.

I was in awe of how somebody could misuse so many pieces of software at once.

Indeed. What you are looking for is a spreadsheet.

Don’t overcomplicate things.

Could. Won’t. Severn Trent are mostly finished building a big pipe near me so they can pollute more.

Meanwhile cyclists face a life sentence for dangerous cycling, in the same week that a motorist got just over a year for killing one.

No, them and Labour will just adopt all of Farage’s policies instead.

He gets what he wants without actually needing to be in power.

If only you hadn’t both shot down proportional representation, eh?

Quelle surprise.

That’s because he didn’t buy it as a business.

He bought it as the world’s biggest megaphone, so he could shout his very important opinions to anyone who will listen.

Ah, another free speech enthusiast about to launch another “uncensored” social media site that will be as uncensored as lemmy.ml

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