So many kids living in poverty that would’ve never been able to afford such content have their days slightly less miserable because of piracy. Its not like the corporations are losing a penny, those kids would never be able to pay for it anyways, not in this world of extreme under-regulated capitalism.

(Also, in a perfect world, there wouldn’t be poverty, and there would be a fair system to reward the actual content creators, not just the corporation that happens to owns the rights to the concept of that particular Movie/TV Show)

Hello, it is I, your friendly Neighborhood FBI Agent. Why don’t we have a chat sometime? 🤗

Yea, look into “Emergency Access” feature on Bitwarden, you set up a emergency contact that can request access, wait out a timer (that you set), then after the timer access is granted.

I could write down the login info to the account of the emergency contact in plain text and even if someone finds it, I can still deny them access before the timer runs out, but it also allows me back in if I forgot the main account’s master password.

I tried pressing “0” “9” or anything, the fucking bot hanged up on me

“Thank you for calling, Goodbye” NOOOOO I WASN’T DONE WITH YOU, YA F***KING BOT

FTC complaint here I go, oh I hope the FTC does something before Jan 20, cuz the new commission chair aint gonna help.

That… seems insecure…

I hope nobody just steal the paper and your entire digital identity.

I don’t have a safe to put the password in, and I’m too skeptical of my family to just have it in plaintext.

But now I found a solution, a compromise, instead of writing the actual master password, I paid for premium so that I can set up emergency access and make my secondary account as the trusted contact, then put the username and password to this secondary user on a piece of paper in plain text and even write “Bitwarden Emergency Access” on it.

Even if a snooping family member got it, they wouldn’t be able to access my vault, I set the timer to at least 2 weeks, and I check the emergency contacts webpage every few days to make sure the timer hasn’t started ticking. If I ever get an email, or check the page and see the emergency access request being made, I’ll know I have to confront someone.

And meanwhile, this also protect me in case I forget the master password to the main account, or like have anmesia or something. The drawer is a prominent visible place, so even if I lose my memory, I’d probably be looking for clues and find the paper with the log in info. Then wait 2 weeks and voila!

I love the Emergency Access feature, what a wonderful Idea! I wish I used it the first time.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t get that” -Bot

I did have one. I forgor the master password 🙃

Yay for Bitwarden Bulletproof security!

Reseting Google to get access to the email doesn’t work either, Google says “Unable to verify that this account belongs to you” 🙃

(Now, for my current Bitwarden, I have emergency access set up and the account for the trusted contact written on a piece of paper in a drawer. The old one is lost forever.)

My Hypothetical Policy would be:

If a thing doesn’t show up in a store for a time totaling 5 years, it should be able to be freely copied without repercussion.

So if you publish a thing, you need to keep selling it. Once you pause the sales, timer starts to tick, until you resume sales (in good faith, no intentionally limiting quantities of items), whenever you pause sales again, timer begins to tick again, once the 5 year timer is up, no more protections.

And theres also the normal copyright expiration to factor in as well. (Which I think should be somewhere around 10-20 years after initial publication, no extensions)

I think this is quite a fair policy.

Edit: Also, they can’t set the price to more than 150% of the average pricing of the item. (Almost forgot this loophole of intentionally “selling” the item at high prices but not actually wanting to continue selling)

Option 1: Don’t sleep

Option 2: Pretend the problem doesn’t exist

Option 3: Die

Note: I’m morally obligated to tell you option 3 is not advised.

Secret Option 4: See a doctor and prepare to get insurance claim denied. 🙃

Insurance says: “Unnecessary doctor visit, you can live without fixing snoring problems, just deal with it, pleb”

🙃

Android has this feature of “Work Profile” that allows you to put these shitty apps in a separate profile so they can’t accept any of your data. I mean it’d be better if we don’t have distopian apps to begin with, but here we are…

(I used an app called “Shelter” that sets up a “work profile” and put apps in there and the apps can’t access my photos contacts, or anything basically)

c/ is referring to the link

look at the link it shows c/ after your instance’s url

For example: lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/piracy

🤨

DRUGS!

I mean Caffine lol

Caffine is soooo good

I’m gonna sound so stupid, but I thought checks just gave you free money. I thought my parents were wasting a check by writing such a small amount, and ask them something like why not write a bigger number?

Then they explained that you need money in the bank to work. I was too young to even be embarrassed, I was just like ok cool, didn’t even realize how dumb I was.

In my defence, I was like 9 and I just arrived in the US and never heard of a “check” before.

Green Mario Vigilante Style

Nah look at the image, its @lemmy.world

Theres a trash can icon near it, meaning its deleted.

r/politicalmemes

Its not a “r/” on lemmy, its a “c/”…

ugh, this is mildlyinfuriating

Probably watching the New York Time Square countdown in new year of 2021

Literally just empty, like some post-apocalyptic movie

made me have a mini-existential crisis

Bold of you to assume everyone gets a tombstone, some are gonna end up in a mass graves after being mass murdered by their government.