Pistcow

Lady Bugs brutally murdering aphids and other garden pests.

I wonder what their security is like?

I’ve got the Ring set up and it was pretty cheap along with a few stick up cameras on the exterior. Been nice when I got on vacation and lowered my home insurance. Lots of similar ecosystems. Also, bedside pistol safe and family code word.

“Yo soy El Senado” -Lopez

But Biden!!!

I propose my Smith & Wessn 500 be labeled as antifa.

Guess California doesn’t need to send tax money to the red states.

We better not charge him with terrorism!

Basically, any of the $20 Sega Classic collections that came out, Phantasy Star Online, …uh yeah, it’s not really a stocked library.

The number of Sega games I’d want to play could he counted on one hand, and I was a Sega fanboy growing up (owned every system and handheld).

#HERITIC!!

Luigi had the courtesy to allow the witness 5 feet from him to go about her day. He knew who the real problem was.

finally, some good fucking news

Monopoly money.

Higher education tripled my income, so that seemed to work, and I dont have to do anything but sit in an office 40 hours a week.

You can accidentally double dose on Trazadone like I did and have it feel like life is slipping away as yoy fight with every ounce to keep your eyes open while everything goes dark.

But really you just sleep extra hard.

Nice try, Channel Master.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE&t=185s&pp=ygULbWFkIHR2IGlyYW4%3D

Car sales person.

Worked for multiple Fortune 500s, the world is held together by Cobol and Excel. If Excel were to stop working, the world would collapse.