Pistcow

#HERITIC!!

Luigi had the courtesy to allow the witness 5 feet from him to go about her day. He knew who the real problem was.

finally, some good fucking news

Monopoly money.

Higher education tripled my income, so that seemed to work, and I dont have to do anything but sit in an office 40 hours a week.

You can accidentally double dose on Trazadone like I did and have it feel like life is slipping away as yoy fight with every ounce to keep your eyes open while everything goes dark.

But really you just sleep extra hard.

Nice try, Channel Master.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE&t=185s&pp=ygULbWFkIHR2IGlyYW4%3D

Car sales person.

Worked for multiple Fortune 500s, the world is held together by Cobol and Excel. If Excel were to stop working, the world would collapse.

Harder, Daddy.

My county has a food safety rating Needs Improvement/Ok/Good/Excellent and when I see Chinese, Teriyaki, or Thai restaurant with Excellent i stop in. Always been the best food I’ve ever eaten. I mean the rating is based on health inspections, but there’s a corelation that has yet to fail me.

Rave bubble party

Ohhh plasma sword

Burn the heratic

I wish Dewalt could make do half as good as the pack out but every new system has been a big miss.

I started with Ryobi but they kept busting. I’m the type of home owner thatll remodel a kitchen or bathroom so I use them a little above average.

Dewalt if you want it to last forever

Milwuakee if you want to put it in a cool box

Ryobi if you’re broke but dont live near a harbor freight

Festool if you have a trust fund

The answer is they are. Its a BMW.

emotional damage

And hashbrown squares