Heydo

Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

There’s a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

Sounds like they need belts…

For me it’s:

Step 1: Google

Step 2: Open stackoverflow link

Step 3: Read a bunch of people yelling at OP about why their question/issue is dumb and that they need to Google more.

Step 4: Find what might possibly be an answer to the question but it is written in a way that leaves out half the knowledge I would need to correctly interpret the answer because this person just assumes I know everything there is to know about programming already. Meaning I would never have need to ask the question in the first place, duh.

Step 5: Leave computer in disgust and maybe try rubbing two sticks together to make a fire that I can use to burn everything down…

Shoot your shot I guess

“What hairstyle would you like?”

Bucket.

4 5 therefore 9

9 and 9 therefore 18

18 and 18 therefore 36

4 5 therefore 9

Psychotic masochist?

Look up a cuica drum