- That’s really not fair to mayonnaise. - Yeah. That’s more like Miracle Whip. - I concur 
 
 
- It’s not nice to make fun of someone’s appearance. - if someone doesn’t have control over it, like their appearance, I think it’s a dick move to make fun of them :p - It certainly demonstrates a profound lack of compassion. 
 
- Pft… Terrible makeup, terrible hairdo, colored hair… I don’t think we’re making fun of her giant forehead. - I never specified her forehead. And those things you mentioned also constitute a person’s appearance. I don’t care what her makeup or hair is like. I would never make fun of someone for those things. - Well that’s certainly an opinion. - So you wouldn’t laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious? - I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way. - So you wouldn’t laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious? - I would assume they worked as a clown or something similar and were on their break. Also, clowns aren’t funny. - I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way. - What you consider to be stupid is subjective. But you’re free to laugh at people all you want. Just like how other people can think you’re not a very good person for doing so. 
 
 
 
 
- That’s one of the minor boss Karens you have to fight to get to the final level boss, Mega-Karen. - Yeah, Minion Karens that jump you, and slow you down with the managers they conjure 
 
- This is it. This is my “old man moment”, because I have no idea how this relates to mayonnaise. - Me neither 
 
- But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese. - You speak the truth 
- What about her? She’s cheesy, just put her on a grill! 
 
- Why isn’t this racist? - it’s not about skin color it’s about being a weirdo 
- Why do you feel it is? - I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah. - If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. - Nutella? - Guaranteed, post a black person and say “if Nutella was a person” you’d get down voted and harassed into committing suicide. Post this mayo meme and folks just laugh and have a great time in the comments. I love a good double standard - Edit: I’d love to hear from the down voters why my comment is factually wrong. Are you saying that people wouldn’t act the way I said or are you having the typical, snowflake, knee-jerk “he said a color word” reaction? I think I know the answer… do you? - More “if fried chicken was a person” with a picture of Beet (but I wouldn’t do beet dirty like that) - mayo is a “white people thing” according to a black friend when I was younger. or maybe I was offering them miracle whip now that I think about it. I don’t remember. - nope it’s mayo. https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-black-people-dont-eat-mayo-mayonnaise-is-a-white-people-food-come-from/852662 
- Well , thing is its different to hit downward from a pile of corpses, history and current rascist hegomony and not doing it. 
 
 
- I’d say if you changed it all it would be different. 
 
 
 
- “What hairstyle would you like?” - Bucket. 
- did someone slip this from fox news HR? 
- Looks like that alien chick from “Mars Attacks!” 
- I thought mayonnaise was an instrument 
- Is this a real person? - … with FAS? FAS gives people eyes like that, doesn’t it? It looks like she has a pretty flat upper lip too. That might be part of the reason she looks … off. And obviously, that haircut is doing her no favours. 
 
- More like the avatar of ranch. - Yeah we can forgive a lot of culinary crimes but that thing - That thing scares us 
 
- What is the actual shape of this person’s head? - ever play with Lego? 
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- Mayonaise is amazing and it beats ketchup on fries 100% - You from Holland? - Yes, this post is an insult on our culture 😂 - Removed by mod - How do you think we season our food exactly? - Step one: Colonize the fuck out of Asia with your chartered megacorp. - We just voted for a radical extremist, so guess step one is half way done? - (It was a joke about the Dutch East India Company.) 
 
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- Removed by mod - We hate salt, it reminds us of our worst enemy, the sea. - Removed by mod 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Why do I agree??? 









