Found a clip with a message from the devs to the naysayers:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yMlKJGKyoCo

You are a work horse. Throw down the chains that bind you, brother, and join us as we overcome enslavement of the masses!

You’ll find time loses importance once you no longer have to manage it.

Yay.

Having not played it, I’ll stick to using a review I read in the past few days.

To sum it up, the game felt too positive to the reviewer. To them it felt more like a Disney adventure than a grim fantasy world that’s invaded by malevolent, torture-happy evil gods. They felt no bite from their choices, from the story or from their companions. Everything felt like it needed to be happy in some way, like the idea of conflict was a far more terrible outcome than being skullfucked by an angry tentacle god lady.

To sum it up even further, the game felt too safe. And so became a bland meal that’s easily forgettable.

La-la-la-larian!

Yes. Not me, but yes.

Oh sh- I mean, whaaat? Pshh! I’m just a regular human friend here spreading sh-healthy joy and happiness… Yay.

That’s a 100% surefire way for me to have my phone snatched, no dice.

Nah, that’s just France.

Technically, you can drive full circle on the planet, but it involves riding ships in some places as they haven’t felt the need to build a bridge or tunnel.

Difference is between buying a brand for style and buying it for quality.

Some companies have quietly admitted that the only difference between their stuff and cheap knockoffs is the brand name and it’s fine for them because their customers don’t care.

Because phonetically, it’s “loos” vs “looz”. And people don’t care enough to know or apply the difference.

I’m not sure about everyone else, but in my case you assume correctly. The only reason I’d want a monster truck is to act like an overgrown child who wants to show off his big vroom vroom. Also, with a mandatory funny honk.

That’s because onions are generally recommended when sick for their remedial properties.

Fun (probably) fact. Warzone players complained almost constantly about the lack of audio quality. It was an issue that only got worse with each “season”. So now that this happens, I can see why.

“Hey players, you complained and we listened! Now pay the fuck up!”

There are tiny little creatures living on your face that poop on it.

The title is clickbait, a regular thing for “magazines”, while the article itself clarifies things.

You aren’t wrong. It is in poor taste. More so considering the article says the comment was made by “fans” who felt disappointed her body shape didn’t fit their imagination.

Everything has pros and cons.

Most people tend to see only the pros of the things that favour them and downplay the cons that affect others. Which is why we come to hate each other so often.

For example, life and death are a cycle. Can’t have one without the other. People may have different goalposts on what deaths they think they’re willing to cause in order to survive, but whether it’s animals, plants or even microbial organisms, some living beings have to die in order for others to live. (But it’s fine because there’s so many of them and they can’t think or feel pain, probably. Eh, who cares anyway, gotta eat something!)

Due to the limitations of operating at a loss, a demerit is unavoidable. The problem is having to constantly fine tune the balance in order to do the least harm. And yet even that is a self-appointed right and responsibility in lack of anything else.

Whenever I see a “Fuck Cars” community post, I can’t help but remember that dragons fucking cars is/was a thing, that there is a parody country song about a dude loving his truck intimately and that dudes have been caught sticking their dingdongs in car exhaust pipes.