This is why we never gave her a bat mitzvah.

Oh, but does she want 8 Hanukkah presents every year? You bet she does.

Clearly she inherited the multi-generation Indiana family food gene from her non-Jewish mother. Either that, or this is not my daughter. Should I go on Maury?

I’m not even going to try with the gefilte fish. I don’t need the tsouris.

And I’ll tell you one thing- she isn’t going looking for an afikomen come Passover.

Non-Jews: it’s probably best to just ignore my rant. Thank you.

EDIT: Hmm. Guess people here aren’t matzo fans either. Oh well.

        • klemptor@startrek.websiteEnglish
          2·
          2 年前

          That sounds like an amazing breakfast!

          My dad (Jewish but atheist) never bothered keeping kosher so he’d make pork chops with latkes (“hey, they both taste good with applesauce!”), or a savory cheesy matzoh brei with bacon - you get the gist.

    • BertramDitore@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      2 年前

      After lighting the candles we used to bang on the table and chant suf-ga-niyot! suf-ga-niyot! like the little animals we were…

      Needless to say, it took weeks to get the smell of oil out of our clothes with all the latkes and donuts we devoured….