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MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

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MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • riceandbeans161@discuss.tchncs.de
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    don’t go on holiday if you have cum pets. You chose that when you couldn’t keep it in your pants.

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      You think you’re more deserving of a holiday just because you’re shooting blanks?

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        i stay quiet and read my book and don’t annoy the entire plane/train/bus.

        • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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          Do you want a medal?

        • MrLuemasG@lemmy.world
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          You’re annoying the entirety of lemmy instead

          • PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I’m here on lemmy, and I think he right fine. Shit, I should buy him a beer. It’s the baby’s that annoy, aaaand their entitled parents.

            • MrLuemasG@lemmy.world
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              deleted by creator

        • JamesConeZone [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          You are annoying the entire forum right now. You are outsourcing your shittiness online because you are deeply unwell and need an outlet

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        You do realize you don’t have to take a plane to go on vacation, right? It won’t kill you to not take a plane for a couple of years

    • autismdragon [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      cum pets

      cringe

    • oregoncom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Just because you’re so ugly nobody would ever reproduce with you doesn’t give you excuse to whine about children all the time. Go back to r/childfree you soulless redditor.

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      One kind of people makes humanity not go extinct in the near future.

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        humans are an overpopulated and invasive species, there are millions of human children waiting to be fostered

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          b-but muh genes

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            Genetics isn’t destiny, but a lot of important traits are highly heritable. Consider for example the heritability of IQ. I can see why someone who considers him or herself a good specimen would want children more like him or herself that like the sort of person whose children end up needing to be adopted.

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              yeah that actually makes sense

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        Eh, I’m mortal anyway. I don’t benefit from other people’s annoying offspring being around after I’m gone.

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          And they don’t benefit from your presence now, or in the future, or at any point actually.

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            Yeah, that’s why I leave them alone and I want them to leave me alone.

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