The family next door used to have furious, thunderous rows all the time, until the couple got divorced and the dad moved out; now it’s all very harmonious.

In my old house I once heard the woman having sex with someone who definitely wasn’t her partner (as he was very definitely out at work at the time). That relationship ended before I moved house!

I’m deaf as a post, so when I watch TV I have a tendency to watch it too loud; apologies to my neighbours for that. But actually I don’t watch a lot of telly these days, so they mostly dodge that bullet.