My new neighbour has screaming rows on the phone with people. It’s better than telly!

My old neighbours had a lot of sex. Judging from her response, he was very good at it.

  • Highstronaught@feddit.uk
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    3 days ago

    Upstairs neighbours consist of a heard of dinosaurs. Spoken with them to no result. They have a trampoline in their front room that one of their kids loves to bounce on all the time, including 23:30 last night. I can see the ceiling flexing up and down when they’re bouncing.