Uncle Vernon in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets saying, "Justice!"

    • PoastRotato@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I worked as a pizza delivery man at the same restaurant for 6 years. My severance was my old car topper.

      Haven’t had to pay for parking since. Thing is worth its weight in gold.

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        2 days ago

        Bought a used truck from a pest control company when I was in college, and they didn’t remove any of the decals before I took it. Parked a lot of places for free.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        huh, i wonder if i put up a fake pizza delivery sign how long i could get away with it. like, from Pizza Hat. Do you think they’d buy it if it was like a tamale delivery guy?

        every once in a while i think about starting my own tamale business but the local market is already cornered.