• NKBTN@feddit.uk
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    22 hours ago

    I think I’d impose near instant karma. Dick cancer for rapists, sprained wrists for people who fap to porn I don’t approve of, billionaires would suffer extreme depression and paranoia until they downgrade to millionaire status, torturers get IBS and hallucinogenic migraines during every job, and corrupt politicians suddenly get unexpected bills for $100 more than the money they made from the crooked deal.

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      6 hours ago

      billionaires would suffer extreme depression and paranoia until they downgrade to millionaire status

      I think that’s kindof already a thing. Like, do billionaires as a demographic come across as not depressed and paranoid to you?

      Trump famously eats McDonalds so much largely due to paranoia about being poisoned. (Hitler had similar anxiety delusions about being poisoned.) Musk is so insecure about himself that he pays people to play video games good so he can trick everyone into thinking he’s a good gamer.

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        5 hours ago

        I’ve never knowingly met a billionaire, so I’ve only ever seen staged appearances. I’m pretty sure Musk would be weird despite his billionaire status. Trump, or probably any president, knows there’s a million people out there who would willingly kill him, but I think that’s about power and how he wields it rather than because of the money he has