MakerThe11 @lemm.ee to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 年前And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.youtu.beexternal-linkmessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1205arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1189arrow-down1external-linkAnd that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.youtu.beMakerThe11 @lemm.ee to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 年前message-square51fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarefjordbasa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up110arrow-down1·2 年前Why would I pirate kids?
minus-squarelinearchaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 年前Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.
minus-squarefroggers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 年前They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.
minus-squareDebatableRaccoon@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 年前Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.
minus-squareRestaldt@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-22 年前My chimney has never been swept Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney. You decide
minus-squaremoreeni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 年前And that’s why you need punctuation kids.
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 年前I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.
minus-squareLocustOfControl@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 年前I emphatically would NOT download a child.
minus-squareKarlos_Cantana@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 年前And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It’s a no win scenario.
minus-squareOka@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 年前Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.
Why would I pirate kids?
I prefer to pirate adults
Lenny pirate your butt
Gimme yur booty
I mean treasure ya know
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Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.
They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.
Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.
My chimney has never been swept
Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.
You decide
And that’s why you need punctuation kids.
I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.
Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.
I emphatically would NOT download a child.
Can’t even give them away
And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It’s a no win scenario.
Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.