We’ve all been there at some point.
Fun personal story time:
Back when I was about 12, my dad and his then-girlfriend lived in a condominium. I was over for the weekend, and needed to take a massive shit.
Take said shit, it won’t flush. Go get the plunger. Plunge plunge plunge. Try again. Now it’s filling up. Plunge plunge plunge. It’s still filling. Panic starts to fill my child heart.
My dad was at work, he wouldn’t be home for another 10, probably 12 hours. I needed an adult. Wait, his girlfriend is home!
Embarrassed as shit, I go to her and explain the situation. She assures me I’m just freaking out, it’s okay, she can handle a clogged toilet!
So she tries. And tries. Then all I hear is “THERE’S SO MUCH POOP! HOW CAN ONE CHILD MAKE SO MUCH POOP?!”
Turned out there was something going on with the sewer line and I just found out in the worst way possible. I wanted to die when I heard her yelling about the amount of shit backflowing. She wasn’t even mad about it, just confused as to why it kept coming.
Reminds me of this.
If it doesn’t flush it’s probably the toilet paper, not your gigantuous dump. So waiting for the paper to dissolve somewhat will help.
I think most flush before wiping, so not sure assuming it’s the toilet papers fault works in every situation.
People flush before wiping?
I do, seems like a smart to start to the clean up process. I was taught to since I was potty trained.
who tf flushes before wiping
I do, seems like a smart to start to the clean up process. I was taught to since I was potty trained.
then you gotta flush twice
Better than clogging a low flow toilet, newer toilets these days are a nice change.
That’s how you avoid having to call the plumber annually.
I’ve never called a plumber in my life despite only flushing once per session. But we might be from different parts of the world and experience different default plumbing diameters.
Flush, poop, raise lid, wipe, flush. That’s the correct order.
you poop then raise the lid?
What fucking lid?
I don’t know about most…
Flushing twice seems like a waste of water.
I wipe my butthole before I poop, poop then wipe so it’s ends up like a shit lasagna
Thank you, very cool!
Sooo, how does it feel to find out your weird?
Since it was a cruise ship it probably didn’t end up in a sewer, they actually dump that shit straight into the ocean.
many such cases
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It’s smart to believe that everybody went through something like this at some point. It makes you feel better about it.
Damn skippy. But I rarely speak of the toilets I’ve clogged, you know so I don’t break the illusion that it’s commonplace.
That cleaner definitely tells this story to her relatives all the time lol
A classic
Do we have a place for greentext yet or are we not being that specific
Paska
LMFAO
Should’ve used the poop knife.
They’ll let you take your poop knife onto the ship? I assumed it would be a no go.
